Nevermind

Nevermind the pac jam
Nevermind the gap band
Nevermind the zap band
Nevermind the funk scam
Cause were
The red hot chili peppers

Nevermind the british bands
Nevermind the synth funk bands
Nevermind the wham wham band
Nevermind duran duran
Cause were
The red hot chili peppers

Nevermind the soft cell shit
Thats strictly for the twits
Nevermind the men at work
Those tunes are for the jerks
Cause were
The red hot chili peppers

Nevermind hall and oates
Those guys are a couple of goats
Nevermind the culture club
That jives just one big flub
Cause were
The red hot chili peppers

No Chump Love Sucker

Shes a witch
A bonafide bore
Whats more - she snores
And that is a fact
Cow eyes lie
Yes its time to resist
How did i ever
Get into this
How could i ever
Have kissed that bitch
So what if shes
Got big tits

Shes the kinda girl
Who changas her mind really quick
Shes the kinda girl who
Wont just let things sit

She came like a cat
Like a cat to cat nop
She came in my lap
With her womanly hips
When i first met her
I came unglued
I played the part of
A blueblooded fool
Im through with your sewage
Im through with your trash
I always knew that id
Get the last laugh

Shes the kinda girl
Who changas her mind really quick
Shes the kinda girl who
Wont just let things sit

Like two trains on one track
Bound for a crash
Two red white and blues we were
Destined to clash
I cant fix the future
I cant change the past
Like fly by night news
We were not meant to last
Im through with your bluefish
Im through with your gash
Im through being screwed with by
You and your wack attack

Jump back for chump love
You wont be back for cover
But no no no no
Im no chump love sucker
No chump love sucker

No chump love sucker

I thought that your love
Was a matter of fact
But i lost my pride
When i realized that
The smack in my bag
And my baseball bat
Was all you were after
Boys you dirty rat
Shes a bitch and a brat
And a living disaster
She thought she was fast
But i was faster

On Mercury

I've got myself
In a masochistic hold
Why don't you let go
Shake it off
Just to redirect my flow
Come on let's go

Sit up straight
I'm on a double date
I've got to find my way
Into the light, heavy, middle weight
We don't stop rock around the clock
Motor mouthing off
In front of every other road block

Come again and tell me
What you're going thru
Like a girl who only knew
Her child was due

Memories of everything
Of lemon trees on mercury
Come to me with remedies
From five or six of seven seas
You always took me with a smile
When I was down
Memories of everything
That blew thru

Looking up into
A reverse vertigo
What an undertow
Give it up
Another stubborn scorpio
Come on, let's go

Sit up straight
I'm on a double date
I've got to find my way
Into the light, heavy, middle weight
We don't stop rock around the clock
Motor mouthing off
In front of every other road block

Come again and tell me
What you're going thru
Like a girl who only knew
Her child was due
To the moon she gave
Another good review
Turn around and look at me
It's really really you

Otherside

How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I don't
I don't believe it's bad
Slit my throat
It's all I ever

I heard your voice through a photograph
I thought it up it brought up the past
Once you know you can never go back
I've got to take it on the otherside

Centuries are what it meant to me
A cemetery where I marry the sea
Stranger things could never change my mind
I've got to take it on the otherside
Take it on the otherside
Take it on
Take it on

How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I don't
I don't believe it's bad
Slit my throat
It's all I ever

Pour my life into a paper cup
The ashtray's full and I'm spillin' my guts
She wants to know am I still a slut
I've got to take it on the otherside

Scarlet starlet and she's in my bed
A candidate for my soul mate bled
Push the trigger and pull the thread
I've got to take it on the otherside
Take it on the otherside
Take it on
Take it on

How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I don't
I don't believe it's bad
Slit my throat
It's all I ever

Turn me on take me for a hard ride
Burn me out leave me on the otherside
I yell and tell it that
It's not my friend
I tear it down I tear it down
And then it’s born again

How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I don't
I don't believe it's bad
Slit my throat
It's all I ever

How long I don't believe it's bad
Slit my throat
It's all I ever

Out In L.a.

We're all a bunch of brothers livin' in a cool way
Along with six million others in this place called l.a.

L.a. is the place, sets my mind ablaze
For me, it's a race through a cotton pickin' maze

The town makes me jump, it's got a bunch of bad chicks
Well sure, it's got some chumps but i still get my kicks
My body loves to scrump when i lick the ripe pick
Like a come on a thumb
Poppin' hump, hump, hump, pop out

The action never stops, i'm as wild as can be
'cos i'm shooting for the top and my best friend is flea
Oom chucka willy knew the balls to pop
But he never met the tree so he never be-bopped out hop!

Antwan the swan, from the pretty fish pond
Was a bad mother jumper, you could tell he was strong
He war a cold paisley jacket and a hellified hat
And between his legs was a sweat young lass

He threw a hundred women up against the wall
And he swore to fear that he'd love 'em all
By the time he got to ninety nine, he had to stop
Because that's when he thought that he heard a phone

Last night and the night before, i heard a
Fop outside, then i came in doors
Freak out!

Now that i told you a little something about the flea
A little something about the tree, a little something about me
I can't leave you hangin' but my man shermzy, he swings the yang, he bangs the yang
And now, it's time to hear him do his playin', you better be burning sherman!

We're all a bunch of brothers livin' in a cool way
Along with six million others in this place called l.a.

Step out!

Police Helicopter

Aw!

Police helicopter shot the sky
Police helicopter landin' on my eye

Yeah!

Police helicopter takes a nose-dive
Police helicopter, he ain't shy

Yeah!

(Repeat everything)

Aaw!

Road Trippin

Road trippin' with my two favorite allies
Fully loaded we got snacks and supplies
It's time to leave this town
It's time to steal away
Let's go get lost
Anywhere in the U.S.A.
Let's go get lost
Let's go get lost

Blue you sit so pretty
West of the one
Sparkles light with yellow icing
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun

These Smiling eyes are just a mirror for

So much as come before those battles lost and won
This life is shining more forever in the sun
Now let us check our heads
And let us check the surf
Staying high and dry's
More trouble than it's worth
In the sun

Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun

These Smiling eyes are just a mirror for

In Big Sur we take some time to linger on
We three hunky dory's got our snakefinger on
Now let us drink the stars
It's time to steal away
Let's go get lost
Right here in the U.S.A

These smiling eyes are just a mirror for
These smiling eyes are just a mirror for
Your smiling eyes are just a mirror for

Save The Population

History so strong
History so strong
History so strong
History so strong

Thinking of a drinking song the honkytonk will do
Making another breaking bone your favorite ingenue
This the distant dawn
This the distant dawn

I put my cards upon the table
I do the speakers I am able
One picks is broken-down devotion
I threw my pistol in the ocean
Eyes wide with revelation
Chime at the police station
And when the verdict comes round
I'm sure that you will go down

Stay all night
we'll save the population
Stay all night
we'll save the population
Stay all night
we'll save the population
Stay all night
we'll save the population

Pistol end its fawn
Sell it to the lexicon
A pistol landed hard
Blood and border lines be drawn

Take another bottle down to proper lam the shrew
Make another awful sound to rap the gothic through
History so strong
History so strong

I put my cards upon the table
I do the speakers I am able
One picks is broken-down devotion
I threw my pistol in the ocean
Eyes wide with revelation
Chime at the police station
And when the verdict comes round
I'm sure that you will go down

Scar Tissue

Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you 'cause
With the birds I'll share
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view

Push me up against the wall
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
Fallin' all over myself
To lick your heart and taste your health 'cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view...

Blood loss in a bathroom stall
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl
Wave good-bye to ma and pa 'cause
With the birds I'll share
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view

Soft spoken with a broken jaw
Step outside but not to brawl
Autumn's sweet we call it fall
I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl and
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view...

Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you 'cause
With the birds I'll share
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view...

Sex Rap

Time to swing a little melody
To make you all feel something sexually
And now were gonna get it on in the groove
The groove that makes those smooth hips move
We are pumpin that drivin bad rythm
To make those pretty little pussy lips schism
Kissum kissum kissum

In the mind is one design
To make you feel fine
Suckin on mine with a 69
Im inclined to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck your brains out
For the moment, come on now, make her shout
Pump that leman till it pouts

Open your legs to the sensual sound
With the beauty of the beat on your pretty wet mound
I can tell youre like a horny bloodhound
Feel the bass, hug the ground
Just drop your knees and come unbound
And now you make your mouth to get on down

Our lust for notes will boil your blood
When they slither and slide on under your hood
Makin me shoot my power packed pud
Like a wild lady lovin a viable stud
Because of what is know as a juicy wet pud
Gettin it gettin it gettin it good

In my head, as a hellified hum
I take to rubbin her on the bum
Adjust the lips some on the tongue
With my thumb i strum her plum
Start to make her orgasm
Tastes a little bit like, ooh, how rum

Well i like to make her cum
To the rythm of the drums
Make cum, make cum, cum