Hitchhiker

My parents split
And left the home
They left me all alone
To fend for my own
In the ohio home

There was a hitchhiker
Thumbing for a ride
I stopped my olds
And he got inside
Drinking beer at my house
He didn't realize
If he tried to leave
He'd have to die

Stalking for someone who's walking
Someone that i can talk to
I see a young man
Thumbing with his shirt off
I'll pick him up
And take him for a ride

There was a hitchhiker
Thumbing for a ride
I stopped my olds
And he got inside
Drinking beer at my house
He didn't realize
If he tried to leave
He'd have to die

There was a hitchhiker
Thumbing for a ride
I stopped my olds
And he got inside
Drinking beer at my house
He didn't realize
If he tried to leave
He'd have to die

Holidays Of Horror

Simmons went crazy
Murdered sixteen
Fourteen of them family
He killed them
For the holidays

Merry christmas
He gunned his family down
His bullets were their presents
Dead relatives all around
Happy new year
One they won't be here to see
It's the holiday of horror
Because of ronald gene
Simmons

He built a wall
Around his trailer home
So the neighbours would leave him alone
And he didn't want them to see
How he abused his family

Merry christmas
He gunned his family down
His bullets were their presents
Dead relatives all around
Happy new year
One they won't be here to see
It's the holiday of horror
Because of ronald gene
Simmons

I Need To Kill

Coming to your house
I'll make you scream
Catch you all alone and
Then you're dead
I'm going to shatter
All your dreams
Filling you all full of
Fear and dread

Catch you by surprise
Your death will make me smile
You know it makes me feel so good
When your life expires
It's time to realize
That you're going to die
There's nothing you can do
Even if you try

Murder is a wicked
Fuckin' disease
But it makes me
Feel so good inside
Killing you to
Satisfy my needs
Showing no remorse for
Taking human life

Catch you by surprise
Your death will make me smile
You know it makes me feel so good
When your life expires
It's time to realize
That you're going to die
There's nothing you can do
Even if you try

I'm going to tie you
To a tree
Then i'll put a wire
Around your neck
Pulling it as tight
As it can be
Your head and body
I will disconnect

Catch you by surprise
Your death will make me smile
You know it makes me feel so good
When your life expires
It's time to realize
That you're going to die
There's nothing you can do
Even if you try

In The Army Now

Jeffrey joined the army
Was stationed in west germany
He drank so much alcohol
That he got a dishonorable
Discharge

Jeff's in the army now
Jeff's in the army now

When jeffrey comes marching home again
Insane killer
He's going to kill a lot of men
The gay killer
He'll cut them up
And he'll throw them out
He'll masturbate
Til his cum squirts out
He'll kill many gays
When jeffrey come's
Marching home

When jeffrey comes
Marching home again
Insane killer
He's going to kill a lot of men
The gay killer
He'll cut them up
And he'll throw them out
He'll masturbate
Til his cum squirts out
He'll kill many gays
When jeffrey come's
Marching home

Into The Toilet With You

You'll just have to stay for as long as i say
If you try to leave
I will make you pay
Beside me you'll lay
You're drugged anyway
I'll keep you like that
And things will be ok

In an acid filled drum i put you
After two weeks its' sludge
You'll turn to
Then i'll take my plastic scoop
And it's into the toilet with you

Jeffrey Dahmer And The Chocolate Factory

Oompa loompa doopity doo
Jeffrey's stirring up some
Chocolate for you
Oompa loompa doompity dee
He worked at the
Ambrosia chocolate factory
What would you
Bet jeffrey guzzled down meat
Eating a bunch of the
Fellas he'd meet
If jeff was a cat
And men were the rats
What do you think
Will come of that
I don't like the look of it

Oompa loompa doopity dah
Jeffrey loved eating
Men from gay bars
And he lived in happiness too
Like the oompa loompa doopity doo
Doopity doo

Jeffrey Dahmer Blues

On the night i met jeffrey
It was a terrible night
He took me home and drugged me
So i couldn't put up a fight

I got the jeffrey dahmer blues
It's front page news
I got the jeffrey dahmer blues
It's front page news

He's drilling my head
I wish i was dead
Instead i'm a zombie
Laying in jeffrey's bed

I got the jeffrey dahmer blues
It's front page news
I got the jeffrey dahmer blues
It's front page news

Mcdahmers

The ketchup was blood
The mustard was pus
Inside the closet
Was pickled private parts

Mcdahmers-isn't your kind of place
Mcdahmers-it's not a happy place
Mcdahmers-he'll boil off your face
Mcdahmers-you'll never leave his place

The nuggets were testicles
The mayo was cum
The burgers were biceps
That he ate with condiments

Mcdahmers-it's not your kind of place
Mcdahmers-it's not a happy place
Mcdahmers-he'll boil off your face
Mcdahmers-you'll never leave his place

Mcmassacre

You go to mcdonald's
To eat a hamburger
The next thing you know
It's time for your murder
The mcdonaldland killer
Pops in by surprise
Pumping his lead
Between your eyes

Mcdonald's
Mcmassacre
Mcmurder
Mcdeath
Mcdonald's
Mcmassacre
Mcmurder
Mcdeath
Mcdonald's
Mcmassacre
Mcmurder
Mcmess
Mcdonald's
Mcmassacre
Mcmurder
Mcdeath

Mcdonald's is your
Kind of place
It's such
A happy place
Where are you now
Ronald old buddy
Where are you now
The fries are all bloody

Mcdonald's
Mcmassacre
Mcmurder
Mcdeath
Mcdonald's
Mcmassacre
Mcmurder
Mcdeath
Mcdonald's
Mcmassacre
Mcmurder
Mcmess
Mcdonald's
Mcmassacre
Mcmurder
Mcdeath

Patrick Purdy Killed Five And Wounded Thirty

My name is patrick purdy
And i have a duty
To kill as many children
As i can
So it's off to school
Where i used to go
With my ak-47
In my hands

Patrick purdy
Thought he was doing his duty
Thought he was in the army
And the children was his enemy
Patrick purdy
Killed five and wounded thirty
His tactics were quite dirty
The children's blood was squirting