Embalmer

Am - the embalmer
And it's nice to meet you
Now's my - chance to
Get to know you better
Now you're - lying
There upon my table
And it's - time to
Prepare you for embalming

Embalmer
Embalms you
Embalmer
Embalms you
Embalmer - embalms you
Embalmer - embalms youuuuuuuuu

Yes it's - nice to
Have you in my parlour
As i - vacuum
Out all your fluids
You're still - lying
There upon my table
And it's - time to
Inject the embalming fluid

Embalmer
Embalms you
Embalmer
Embalms you
Embalmer - embalms you
Embalmer - embalms youuuuuuuuu

Evil Ole Soul

Jociam kroll - evil ole soul
And an evil soul was he
He killed young girls
Cut off their buttocks
Only the most succulent
Meat he would eat

Exhumer

My favourite thing to do
Is to dig bodies from the grave
I'm sure that you can see
That i'm sickening and crazed
Walking through the graveyard
With a shovel in my hand
Looking for a grave
I'm an exhumer of the dead

I'm digging up your grave
With a smile on my face
I'm sure you know my status
I'm a sickening disgrace
Taking off your jewellery
And having such a ball
I'll take it to the pawnshop
And i'll sell it fuckin' all

Exposure

Exposure

It happened on august eighth
Nineteen eighty two
Jeffrey dropped his pants
With a crowd in full view
The police arrested him for
Disorderly conduct
They found him guilty and fined him
Fifty dollars court cost

Exposure
Exposure

Four years to the day jeff was exposing himself again
At the kinnickinnic river a gathering place for kids
Arrested for masturbating
With his pants down to his thighs
He told two boys he was having a great time

Exposure
Exposure

Freeze Dried Man

Jeffrey dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man
So he could do things he enjoyed again and again
Jeff said he'd fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man
And pose him for pictures if flexible, with his polaroid in hand

Jeffrey had a plan
To freeze dry a man
But the device was thirty grand
So the thought was quickly canned

He went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry a man
He told the man it was for a rabbit, but that was just a lie
Instead jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man
But the device was thirty grand, so the thought was quickly canned

Jeffrey had a plan
To freeze dry a man
But the device was thirty grand
So the thought was quickly canned

Fritz Haarmann The Butcher

In a far away town
Many years ago
There lived a man
Who caused much woe
He'd murder young men
And slice up the meat
And sell to hungry town people to eat

Fritz haarmann-
He chopped up young men
The butcher
Made steaks out of them
Fritz haarmann-
He sold them as meat
The butcher-
For the people to eat

Young men were missing
Nowhere in sight
But they ate their steak
With hungry delight
They'd go to fritz haarmann
To get more meat
But they didn't know
Young men they'd eat

Fritz haarmann-
Made young men into meat
The butcher-
Sold them on the street
Fritz haarmann-
He'd sell them as steaks
The butcher-
For the profit he'd make

Funeral Home

You are pronounced dead
Due to a crushing blow to the head
The reaper has passed his curse
Lifeless body hauled away in a hearse
Death is the reality
Life it lies in a dormant grave
It's off to the funeral home
Isn't it great?
Death in the embalmer's hands
He cuts your organs and puts them in pans
Then he drains all your blood
Embalms your veins til they flood
Then you're put into your casket
Rolled in and put on display
He made you look like you were
Living today
The under ___ taker
Cuts you ___ open
And he ___ rips out
All of ___ your insides
And you cannot ___ escape
His clutches
For you ___ will be
Embalmed ___ by him
Aaahhhhahahahahaha
You are ___ on your
Way to ___ the funeral home
You are ___ in the
Funeral ___ home and you are
Dead!

Grandmother's House

Jeff's father sent him to his grandmother's home
The drunken behavior
She couldn't condone
Jeff's grandma was supposed to straighten him out
The gospel combined with hard work around the house

Near the city of milwaukee to grandmother's house jeff goes
And jeff found a way to lure young gays
To his grandma's home
Near the city of milwaukee to grandmother's house jeff goes
He'll kill some men
Dismember them
And his grandmother doesn't know

For a while things seemed
To be working out
Jeffrey did yard work and chores around the house
But he didn't stick to the
Family plan
At grandmother's house jeffrey killed three men

Near the city of milwaukee to grandmother's house jeff goes
And jeff found a way to lure young gays
Back to his grandma's home
Near the city of milwaukee to grandmother's house jeff goes
He'll kill some men, dismember them and his grandmother
Doesn't know

Harvey Glatman

He could tie a great knot as a kid
Always had ropes in his hands
Hanging himself in the attic
His behaviour was quite erratic
He had such a high iq
But he was a devious killer too
He'd tie up the girls and then
Take their lives away

Harvey glatman
Your soul will forever rot man
The sadistic way you killed
Was the way you got your thrill
Harvey glatman
The gas chamber is what you got man
You raped and murdered three
And you showed no sympathy

He posed as a photographer
Who took pictures of bound and gagged girls
That's how he got them alone
Then he'd tie them up with his ropes
He'd rape them repeatedly
He was an evil man indeed
He'd strangle the girls and then
Leave them to rot in the sand

Harvey glatman
Your soul will forever rot man
The sadistic way you killed
Was the way you got your thrill
Harvey glatman
The gas chamber is what you got man
You raped and murdered three
And you showed no sympathy

Hey Laurie Dann

Hey laurie dann where ya going
With those guns in your hand?

I'm going round to shoot young children
I just can't cope with the world were in

Hey laurie dann i heard you shot
Those young children down

Yes i did, i shot 'em
You should have seen them hit the ground

I took my guns and i shot 'em
Hey laurie dann where ya gonna run to now?

I'm going to a house that's not too far away

I'm gonna shoot one more
Then take my own life away